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Forrest Gump. Robert Zemeckis - I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal. Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on. Mary Embrey : Whatever we are, we were built in twos, okay? We were drawn to each other. No matter how far I run, he's always there. He finds me. It's physics. Ray Embrey : What are you saying? Are you saying you two are fated to be together? Mary Embrey : I've lived for a very long time, Ray. And the one thing I've learned: Fate doesn't decide everything.

People get to choose. Hancock : And you chose to let me think I was here alone. Mary Embrey : I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember. Hancock : Gotta wonder, though.

What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but Rail Crossing Crowd 2 : And I can smell that liquor on your breath! John Hancock : 'Cause I been drinking, bitch! Ray Embrey : What about you, buddy? You're from another planet, aren't you? Hancock : No man, I'm from Miami. Ray Embrey : You didn't come on in, like, a meteor or Hancock : Nope.

Woke up at a hospital, first thing I remember. Ray Embrey : Government hospital. Experimenting on you and Hancock : No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room. Ray Embrey : Come on. Hancock : Yeah, uh, my skull was fractured. They told me I tried to, uh, stop a mugging. Ray Embrey : Somebody knocked you out.

Hancock : Guess I was a regular guy before and when I woke up, I was changed. Uh, and the hospital nurse tried to put a needle in my arm and it just broke against my skin. And then my skull healed, in, like in an hour. The doctors were astounded and, uh, they wanted to know my story. Just like you. But, uh, I couldn't tell 'em. I don't know who I am. Mary Embrey : Amnesia. You know, the blow to the head. Hancock : Yeah, well, that's what they figure.

Ray Embrey : You don't remember anything? Hancock : No. Only thing I had in my pocket was bubble-gum, two movie tickets. Boris Karloff. Uh, Frankenstein. But no ID, nothing. I went to sign out. The, uh, nurse asked me for my John Hancock. And, uh I actually thought that's who I was. Hancock : Three guys in the car with no girls. Rave music.

Hey, I'm not going to judge. Ray Embrey : [shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this? Hancock : Homo. Ray Embrey : [shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] And this?

Hancock : Homo in red. Ray Embrey : [shows him a third comic with a blonde-haired hero] And this? Hancock : Norwegian homo.

Hancock : Good job! Hancock : You and I Mary Embrey : You and I what? Hancock Mary Embrey : No. I'm stronger. Hancock : Really?

Mary Embrey : [smiling] Oh yeah. Hancock : Who are we? Mary Embrey : Gods, angels Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's superhero. Hancock : Are there more of us? Mary Embrey : There were. They all died.

It's just the two of us. Hancock : I hate to burst your little crazy-lady bubble, but it most not been all that great, 'cause I don't remember you. Mary Embrey : Call me crazy one more time. Hancock : Cuckoo.

Hancock : [to Asian gangsters] If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass! Ray Embrey : My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is Ray Embrey : You're an asshole.

I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive. Not a crime, but you are an asshole, don't you think? Hancock : Be careful.

Ray Embrey : People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets Hancock : [yelling to crowd of neighbors watching] What the hell you pricks looking at?

John Hancock : Call me an asshole one more time. Asian Gang Member : What? I'm not Japanese, man! Put us down! Hancock : Oh, now you speak "Engly," huh? Criminal : [Hancock arrives on the scene] Damn. Where you come from? Hancock : All right, relax. Just - Just tell me what you need. Criminal : Tell them cops to turn - Tell 'em to take their guns off me.

Tell 'em to take the guns off of me. Hancock : [to the cops] Just take them off, guys. Lower your weapons. Criminal : You gonna get us out of here. With that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on. Now, let's make it happen, asshole. Michel : Asshole. John Hancock : [leans in close to Michel] Call me a asshole one more time.